The Colts v. Texans matchup tonight should be a no brainer for all bettors. In case you forgot about the shitshow that the Texans presented last week, here’s a reminder.

Granted, Lamar Jackson is a human cheat code, you can’t forget that the Texans defense showed no sign of human life last week. If the Colts can put up any sort of performance on offense tonight, the Texans will have a hard time defending it.
The Colts spread for the first half is at a generous +3, a MORTAL LOCK. I have this at 2.5 units and will also be putting my faith in Colts ML and the over 46.6 granted the sloppy defense on both ends (1U each). If you feel sketchy about the Colts winning outright, take the spread at +3.5.
The only scary thing about these picks are Marlon Mack, T.Y. Hilton, and Parris Campbell’s injuries this week. Let’s see Jacoby Brissett toss the ball all over the Texans defense tonight and win some money.
As long as this game doesn’t come down to a game winning field goal from Adam Vinatieri, or he doesn’t have a heart attack on the field, I think we have this one in the bag. The boys from Indiana are due for a win and I’m here to support them through it.
Best of luck if tailing, the degeneracy continues.
