I’m the Hottest Bettor Alive

If you tailed my last 5 picks, congratulations, you’re fucking rich. I can see into the future which is why I’m telling you to take Indiana +10 against Michigan today. Michigan’s playing decent right now, but it’ll be hard for them to hold the 7-3 Hoosiers at home by more than 10. Indiana showed signsContinue reading “I’m the Hottest Bettor Alive”

Myles Garrett Reports That Mason Rudolph Called Him a Racial Slur Prior to Bashing Him in the Head

Myles Garrett is appealing his suspension today and his most compelling piece of evidence is that Rudolph threw a racial slur at him prior to bashing him in the head with a fucking helmet. Of course Rudolph immediately denied it, but WHO KNOWS. Reports say that big boy Mason is no longer associating with thisContinue reading “Myles Garrett Reports That Mason Rudolph Called Him a Racial Slur Prior to Bashing Him in the Head”

There’s not a Chance That the Colts Lose Tonight

The Colts v. Texans matchup tonight should be a no brainer for all bettors. In case you forgot about the shitshow that the Texans presented last week, here’s a reminder. Granted, Lamar Jackson is a human cheat code, you can’t forget that the Texans defense showed no sign of human life last week. If theContinue reading “There’s not a Chance That the Colts Lose Tonight”